doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
Not good, Ive never been this late. We need to talk.
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i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
He just helps fat girls get exercise. One walk of shame at a time.
I woke up with his wallet, but not him. Gold-digging at it's finest.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
I didn't think four grown drunk men could cuddle on a twin size bed, but we found a way.
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
He's a fucking ninja- think of the things he can probably do with his dick.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
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