Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
Dude, the women on the view have some valid arguments
You know how I know you're gay?
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I don't want end up bound and gagged in the back of a van headed for rehab. Bound and gagged OK. Just not the rehab part.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
Also, am I the only one who noticed he didn't fuck you until after you were technically a cripple? Or am I reading into this too much? Congrats on that btw
I'm eating my emotions. I am no longer interested in anybody other than my own hand and vagina.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
I don't want to go back to the suburbs. Being drunk in public isn't ok and theres too many children. Don't make me.
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
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