I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
Just woke up with my keys in one hand and cheesecake in the other.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
TIL a potato cannon can be loaded with dildos as ammunition. Boy, do our neighbours love us!
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
He just walked in on me naked with a beer in my hand eating a calzone in bed. If he wasn't in love with me before...
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
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