did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
I picked my nose. Flicked it. I heard it hit something. Next thing I know, it's floating around in my wine glass.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
Knitting and drinking wine. Forget my 21st birthday, might as well just skip to my 60th
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
I fell asleep with all the lights and heat on in the apartment with windows open, Earth Hour is lost on people like me.
I think theres a high possibility i could be flammable.
Apparently you can legally be topless in Boulder, CO. Get on it.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
Dude, I traded weed for crunch berries. Happy Thursday.
you were bawling because you felt bad for being so drunk and then you asked for a beer
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
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