Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
You were right. It hurts to walk today.
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I dreamt I won the Huge Cock Championship last night. It was glorious.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
So I woke up in a strange bed with a note taped to my arm giving me directions back to my brothers apartment.
In the UK. Bar special, every drink costs a pound. I'm two shots away from being deported. God save the queen.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
Waxing your own asshole is awkward and difficult at best.
My vagina is very pro this idea
Tbh I’m not a vibrator enthusiast
But I am godly
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