Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
I play with my boobs when I'm bored. I playwith my nipples whe I'm drunk
The sex was great until she started shouting, "Succeed!, Succeed!" Then it was like I was fucking a motivational speaker. Awkward.
Wow. 8.8 earthquake hit Chile this morning
didn't feel it. :)
It's like 5 thousand miles away of course you didn't.
wait what? so it's not in america?
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
You overflowed the toilet cuz you tried to flush apples. you said they were singing too loudly
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
So I'm thinking that so long as I have this piercing, I'm going to get tested for explosives at the airport
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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