I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
He’s a liberal pot smoker and perfect for me. He invented a game where we have to smoke a joint every time you hear a Middle Eastern accent on NPR.
Sam Adams makes it so easy to keep track of the seasons.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I have only been in this city 3 nights and there are already 4 bars I can never go back to again.
We left the house and she said "let's go dick hunting" theres no way last night was gonna end up well
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
ughh I puked about 4 times on metro, no one seems to like the cool design I made on my shirt
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
I just gotta say that I feel so much better now that I got some. I mean I feel like a normal functioning adult ready to contribute to society.
It started with drunk jenga and ended with me simultaneously peeing and puking on his feet in the tub while he held me up. I met Tequila. I don't like her.
Randomize