community service is like the breakfast club... except we're all the criminal.
I think I have a pornographic memory.
Don't you mean photographic?
No.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
when i woke up this morning i blew my nose and ash came out.. i'm not sure what to make of this.
I promise you I could read that dogs mind, he was arguing with the other dog saying he knows how fucked up I am
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Just sponge bathed with a swissper. Thrush inevitable. Shaking.
Woke up with his dick on the side of my face, it's like he passed out mid-mushroom stamp.
He wouldn't give me a cup of water for my bong so i sat in the drive thru to run up the timer until he gave it to me.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
So, the officer that worked my wreck, I'm rockin his world tonight. He saw me high on morphine in the ER. So he knows my level of crazy. Think he'll agree to wear his gun?
So many things can go wrong tonight.
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
You were a hurricane of blowjobs and glitter makeup. You came out of the closet and took the house down with it
I will never look at a penis the same again. After that I will appreciate them so much more than I do. Makes me wanna kiss yours just for being pretty
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