I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
He bought me a flower. He's totally getting head every day for a week.
It's like alcoholism for beginners at my kitchen table.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
Seriously. I'm like, "Wait, we are actually talking about physics in the middle of sex and its ACTUALLY erotic because you're so fucking intelligent I'm turned on?"
Opened my notebook to coke all over the pages. So, if that's any indication on how this weekend went.
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
My dog just ran downstairs with my vibrator in her mouth... during my dad's birthday dinner.
I want a musical about memes.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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