I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I can honestly say I've never had orange soda poured on my vagina before, that's a story for the grand kids
Yeah I said my new jacket was waterproof, not puke through your nose proof.
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
You pole danced in your parka.
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
I'm both gender and math confused
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
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