so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
Dude, you were so drunk last night that when we went into subway, you forgot the word for bread.
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
you drank 3/4s of your half gallon of vodka, made a fort out of the kitchen table, and actaually had sex in in it.
Leave it to him to get us kicked out of a bar for hitting on an 80 year old woman. I want to be that wasted one day.
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
She sprinted out of the bathroom and ran all the way into the middle of the street. Five minutes later she came back with a banana nut muffin. She's that kind of drunk.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
there is vodka in my soul right now. The vapor is coming out my nose.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
She never came back from the bathroom so I went to look for her... I was in my room and heard this rustling. And she was in my closet petting ties.
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