He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
She just got back from rehab. You dont celebrate that with margaritas.
I don't have any food so I made a martini so I could eat the olives. Don't tell me I can't think outside the box.
I feel as though I could trust her, I mean she did tell me she was married before we had sex.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
For future reference "bring our litter sisters on our date day" is not such a good idea
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
My doctor wrote down abstinence as my form of birth control. #ihavenodatinglife
Lol yeah. Because I just woke him up to blow him for being hot.
he's been dating her for 18 months and cheating on her with me for 16. if that's not commitment, i don't know what is.
Socially acceptable to sleep in a booth in the library? Its not finals but I dunno if I can make it back to south. Too drunk.
I JUST NEEDED TO TELL YOU I JUST FUCKED TWO BOYS IN THE SPAN OF LIKE THREE HOURS AND ONE OF THEM WAS MY SISTERS PROM DATE FROM HIGH SCHOOL IM LOWKEY BOTH PROUD AND ASHAMED
You cannot steal the fun of my nakedness. You do not own my nakedness. My nakedness is my sole property and I share that fun with whom I choose.
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