My butt just had a miscarriage. It was yours. I'm sorry. You would have been a great sexually confused parent.
I'm drinking early times at a fridays on wednesday night. This entire bar is going to see my dick by last call.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
He visits one Denver strip club and now hes moving there
MY MOM IS GOING TO SMOKE WITH ME.
SHE'S GOING TO SMOKE HIGH QUALITY MARIJUANA WITH ME.
I just laughed so hard that my back cracked so hard that I thought I was cumming. Magic
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
Seriously I'm not after your cock. It's a nice bonus, like finding $20 in the dryer, but not the reason I hang out with you.
Finals week game: One shot for every psychological trauma I've been through that I have to explain in detail. Man I hate my major sometimes.
I mean I've seen her tits but I don't know what her voice sounds like
not sure if actually covered in glitter or just drunk
Randomize
