My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
I don't think the TSA agent thought getting iced while searching my bag was as funny as I did.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Call me when you get back form court. Hopefully its not later than noon. Just remember..win or lose we still booze.
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
Btw I don't have words to express my appreciation at how many times you've had to be on a dirty bar bathroom floor for me in the past two weeks
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Successfully defrauded the county government. What have you done today?
WHERE THE FUCK'S MY FUCKING RITALIN YOU FUCKING FASCIST?????
So I told him "To answer your question yes I am naked making pizza pops in your kitchen"
Idk... he wears anklets.. i dont think i can get past that.
It's 5am and I come home to you naked on the kitchen table and 3 people I never saw before fucking on the back porch ... and my weed gummy worms are gone. fuck you I'm taking your mom's offer
she said that no one there was hot enough for her so she then proceeded to give the passed out person a lap dance because he was "her type."
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