Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
If a fat man falls in the shower and nobody is in the apartment, does his pride still hurt? Answer: yes
how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
The Firefighter Games are going to be in Tampa the same weekend I am. I think God is answering my vagina's prayers.
Is it awkward to ask someone I've slept with to officiate my wedding?
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
The goal for tonight is vagina. In and around. Doesn't matter who. How. Or why.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
They already have a joint checking account. She's got his balls in her purse! What's next, a shared Facebook account?
YOUR MANICOTTI IS FULL OF LIES
Sorry i meant to send that to my mom
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
If you think me talking about that hot guy accepting my LinkedIn request is pornographic, I’m not sure how you’re gonna feel when I tell you I fucked a stranger on a park bench last weekend
I'm at the drive thru window, five minutes out. If the bathtub is empty or you're dressed when I arrive I'm not sharing.
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