Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
I guess you can say it's a tradition... whoever brings home the ugliest guy has to do all the cleaning the next day
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I had to rush to my room and get my vibrator off my bed i didn't want him to know how long it's been since I had a decent fuck.
I just bid on a $9000 car because I think its my ex-girlfriends. Yes I wanna hit that again.
Almost threw up on my grandmother as she walked in the house. Had to run to the bathroom and vomit my brains out. Prolly getting taken out of the Will now.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
So I met one of her cousins last night. She recognized me as "the guy that's always in the liquor store", I may have a problem.
I should probably apologize for licking you last night since you drove me home, but I stand by my decision
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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