So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
My bra smells like weed because there's weed in my bra
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
It's like I just got slapped in the face with the cock of nostalgia.
My legs have surpassed "hairy" and entered the territory of "furry". Maybe I should just suck it up and shave already
No now I'm curious!
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
I'm on acid right now in three feet of snow. I NEEEED YOOOOUUUU
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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