Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
i'm not a hellocoptur, but youer in a dorm ans im un a dorm
Got into the physics lab with my student id, hooked up over break when school was closed. I regret no payments for tuition.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
Never backflip into an above ground pool. I think the gash will be smaller by Monday though.
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
But on the plus side, what he lacked in size he made up for with speed. And grunting.
I woke up with my face covered in mustard. Your mom said I ate hotdogs like a pornstar
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
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