maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
how bad is she
captain morgan with tits
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
just got caught singing "pop that pussy" by a very old man at work. *face palm*
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
I'm so annoyed. We're about to buy groceries for the week and at this point I'm hoping to sustain myself on pure alcohol.
Listening to sad Lana Del Rey songs together is an integral part of the lesbian bonding process
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
Randomize
