i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
We had two amazing nights in a row...it was so weird...I couldn't even go to sleep cause I thought maybe it was just in his plot to kill me.
Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
You sprayed lemon pledge on your crotch because it was "dusty"
he took off my shirt and said 'oh my god the legends are true'
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
I asked the subway guy how many cookies he thought I could smuggle into the bar. He said it looked like a 6 packer. he was correct
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Iron Man just asked me back to his place... Not sure I can handle this. Wish me luck.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
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