Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
i walked in and you were spoon feeding your sister grape juice out of a tupperware.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Sometimes you wanna cuddle and sometimes you wanna get blown in the bathroom.
she said she doesn't remember seeing me at all last night. ...I was with her for six hours, there's no way she could have been blackout the whole time
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