I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
I lost my grandmas ring. Probably during the handjob.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
I'm ashamed and embarrassed. Unless we get drunk and have random sex with people we will never see again we might lose ourselves.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
In the morning when you read your texts, just fyi you showed up at my house drunk off your ass and shoe less and demanded I go to the bar. You need Jesus.
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
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