Let's hear it for middle of the street handjobs ladies and gentlemen
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
Tried to eat a chip. Mouth wouldn't cooperate. Nearly died. Wow I've missed this.
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
He made off the wall shots in beer pong, stuck the girls dog in a cooler, and played with swords with her mom. I wish I got his name
So how many licks to the face does it take to get kicked out of the bar?
hungover and i feel like a burrito
like eating one or like you are one?
like i am one.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Just had a talk about safe sex with my mom. Not about protection. About the very real possibility of a "penile fracture". Gotta love having a nurse for a mother.
You just kept stroking his beard and thinking aloud that you wanted to rub your face all over it.
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
Well drunk me was looking out for sober me again, hid the beer and bought another case for me
Never underestimate the power of titties
No I didn't say it was safe, I said it was legal. I didn't say anything about it being safe. It's not my fault if you weren't listening properly.
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