im sorry i didnt take advantage of you..iwaned to
i wanted you to too
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
I really need to learn how to handle sexual advances from older women
I wish I had your problem
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DIDN'T APOLOGIZE? THERE WAS A PEACE OFFERING MADE VIA TACO BELL.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
Note to self: don't tell your girlfriends dad you can have his daughter in bed by ten and home by midnight. He doesnt find it funny
I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
i woke up between my boyfriend and his sister and i don't know if we fucked or cried together
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
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