Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
I don't know what you're doing, but there's a dragon on my street.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Dude... Hand job in the lake... It was as weird as it sounds.
Hospital. He tried giving some kid a stone cold stunner during a real fight.
I just wanna say I did some math and I lasted 1,052,000 more minutes than you at the bar before I got kicked out. That's 729 days. Bitch
I've been with my family a total of 20 minutes and I'm ready to go on a bender. This is going to be a long weekend.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
I just woke up with a cowboy hat on my face and a playboy from the 90s on my chest
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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