There is no way he is gay with that hair.
which bright sisters idea was it to put semi-formal in the middle of no-shave november?
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
ITS DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME SUNDAY EVERYTHING IS GOING TO BE OK AFTER ALL
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Miller High Life will be the death of me. Well, that and shower sex.
Only I can have a panic attack in the back seat of a cop car and have them move me to the front seat.
We let 3 boys take us home and then we woke up in the middle of the night, stole all the coozies out of the house, a loaf of bread, a case of water, a pair of shorts, called a cab, and went home.
You sucked a guys dick who's name was Chad and that wasn't a sign that it was a bad idea?!
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Despite breaking my phone, thumb, and my dignity, last night was pretty good.
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
Just letting you know that your little sister is now your eskimo brother. You can send a thank you edible arrangement to Tammy.
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