She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
If the Cards come back I will fly to St Louis and shit in a very public place.
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
I know I've wanted to fuck him for the past month, but when you're that hungover, the only chemistry you have is with a pillow and a gallon of water.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
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