we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
You know its a good sign when a girl asks who everyone is AFTER she flashes her tits to the room.
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
She is banging on the liquor store door begging them to let her come in.
Fuck at this point id do just about anything for 20 bucks
That has been your downfall in past encounters with 20 dollars bills
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
I have invented a new game to play on campus. It's called "Mormons or Pledges?" It's fantastic.
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Good news, finally found someone who remembers Saturday night. Bad news, everyone in the bar saw your penis
I'm eating ice cream out of my purse
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
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