...seriously? chocolate pudding? motorboating? No one has even done that to ME and i am 69 times the whore you are
there was a trapeze. enough said
just got 3 freshman girls to makeout with each other at a toga party! score!
why is this not a picture message?!?!
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
She counted 5,6,7,8 then intentionally kneed herself in the eye numerous times.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You call it a hangover, I call it a baby squirrel burrowing its way out of my head.
My only regret is that I have but one penis to give to your vagina.
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Xanax and cookies, it's good to be home
Its official... I need to stop being so slutty.. the guy I had sex with on friday delivered my jimmy johns tonight.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
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