do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He noticed there was ketchup on his shirt and took it off. Noticed there were people there and put it back on. Then he saw the ketchup again. He must have taken his shirt on and off about 6 times
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
Seriously. We gorilla glued our hands together. Eating pizza last night was impossible.
I haven't been motivated enough for a shirt. And only half the day was bra-worthy.
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
I just feel like I'm worth a little bit more than your recycled nudes...
Enough talk of my burning loins. How is your day?
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
she was all excited about us being eskimo sisters and then i was just like "alyssa i've literally been inside of you" and she got even more excited
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