yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
I love having hate sex.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
My clit ring got caught in his beard. Never. Again.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
And by sexy pictures I mean pictures of my penis in strange places. I rock out with my cock out.
Also, just had a student offer to sell me Xanax. Want some? Just for like a rainy day. Or our memorial day shitshow. Or just another Wednesday night.
Oh my fucking god how fucking embarrassing never again will I mix drugs at a family barbecue
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
Easter was a success. We had an egg hunt and hid weed and conforms inside them. Cooked a ham, made some jello, got wasted. THIS is adulthood?!
Well... I got her number now... I think she is a dish best served drunk
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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