i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If it wasnt for meatballs I would have fucking killed myself already.
i have accomplished my summer goal of being able to relate to every taylor swift song
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
She texted me shhh....im drunk, secret booty call...how could i say no?
I would take a bullet for Beyonce's baby
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
your ability to divide cases of beer among any given group of people equally was missed.
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
I hope you know, that by sending me a cat meme back, you've entered in a cat picture battle; which never has an end in sight.
The duel has begun.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
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