took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
Jennifer and I just ate like 4 jello shots w/ a guy dressed as inspector gadget. We are still in the capital building btw
I love Texas.
Tonight must have been good, I have already had two cups of coffee but still couldn't figure out how to operate a door.
meet me or not, i'm out of control
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
What a good family we'd make, him and I and our kids and his good dick.
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
walking back to the dorm.. she is flashing evryone, demanding beads. we tried to stop her and now she just keeps yelling "Bourbon st bitchesss"... you get her tomorrow
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
I feel like I got hit by a bus. A head on collision with my vag.
I don't know where he learned to eat pussy but I thought I was going blind
This guy dressed as a piece of paper for Halloween, I felt it was only necessary to sign his penis
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
How weird is it that 2 people I've had sex with have the same birthday and they don't even know each other
All I know is when I asked you how many fingers I was holding up, you said "Hippo"
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