I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I mean I gotta puke to be skinny, wax to be hairless, and drink to be fun. Life isn't easy.
hey, sorry about all the butter. I thought it was gonna help.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
"Work from home" is code for "morning drinks" right?
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Your grandma changed her Netflix password :(
Worst wingman u don't do ANYTHING but laugh at my incompitant shyness
Potholders are an underrated garment. Especially naked.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
I can't take 'get a man' advice from you. You'll stick your penis in a warm banana peel.
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