I stuck it in and pulled it out
Did she like it?
She giggled?
She liked it
walking home from your place the other day I saw a man with a ponytail sitting on some church steps petting a plant
he should get drunk with us
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
I JUST WANT SOMEBODY TO EXPLAIN HOW FORESKIN WORKS AND DO NOT UNDERSTAND WHY THIS IS A PROBLEM.
I mean what are real friends for if they won't hold down your wedding dress to allow for a keg stand
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
Softest bathroom rug I've slept on in my life, there have been many
Would fucking the college coach be against recruiting rules?
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
He doesn't like Sabbath and that alone is a GIANT red flag. Learn from my experiences and never, I mean NEVER associate with people that hate Black Sabbath and Motörhead.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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