okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
If I puke off the kayak tomorrow think nothing of it.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
the girl whose rug I peed on is here
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
She's the good dick fairy. You buy her a beer and half an hour later the best lay in the place is asking to take you home.
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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