Just remembered I told my boss that matt used to make me toss his salad like every time we hooked up. Nice
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I'm really starting to miss his dick. Like so much I'm actually tempted to try and work things out with him again.
I am undressing in in n out. They migit ca5l security. Are you provn d6 me?
OH MY GOD. SO PROUD.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
Double dirt bag award winner tonight. He picked me up in his wife's car.
My apartment looks like the apocalypse of sobriety.
My sinuses still burn from snorting red wine last night.
No problem...what are friends for if they can't rub eachothers genitals.
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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