: I need to find myself a plastic surgeon husband so i can get boobs.
but u need boobs to get one in the first place.
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Crumbling up chips, putting them in salsa, eating with spoon. New level of stoner fatassery. Its so genius/delicous i'm not even ashamed
What's the most polite way to say "Congrats on losing weight, but no one is happy your boobs got smaller."
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
Took my plan b at Costco today, sample Sunday for the win.
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
don’t ask me. i snorted coke off of a pregnancy test box last night. i obviously don’t make the best life choices.
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