Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
I don't know if it's lucky or if it really just makes my tits look THAT good, but I've never NOT gotten laid with this bra on
i just snorted adderall with my patient's rolled up EKG strip from our last clinical. nursing school has ruined me. thought you would appreciate this.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
I cannot take an uber back in my costume...can you please come get me?
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
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