I thought short asians scared me, however seeing my first tall asian I'm terrified.
I just sneezed and had an orgasam..THAT turned on
she gave me a handjob in the middle of the night and my stomach growled so she walked out totally naked and came back 5 minutes later with two sandwiches. who the fuck says getting married is awful?
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
What do you mean you don't want me to steal the manikin do you have any idea how expensive inflatable dolls are I can't get that for your birthday
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Well she made a 15 year old cry, the grandmother did an ice luge and I woke up to the sound of sex moans
Dude I'm hungover as fuck in a bed in Baltimore with another man... I don't think I can make it.
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