We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
She sent me a map and directions for a booty call. In a park. Give me reason not to marry her.
Ugh. This is the type of hangover that all other hangovers want to grow up to be.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I feel like the way dolphins mate would be the approach that a guy would have to use in order for you to sleep with them
my dad is now demonstrating how to start a fire with a tampon. happy fucking new year!
I think I heard my penis growl. Wanna do lunch?
Dude whoeverrs house this is has only creeam cheese and beer in the fridge. Thats my kinda diet
Remember how I was complaining about how no guy has ever gotten me off?
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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