: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
Well apparently "don't come inside of me" wasn't one of the English phrases he understood! On the bright side... At least he will get his green card for having an american kid!
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
This needs to stop. I just vacuumed the wall. Adderall is a double edged sword.
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
She fucked me for a ride to the airport. If this is what the rest of college is like, I'm never graduating.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
I've never seen a homeless man jog to get off the bus and then run to his panhandling spot because he's "late for work," but you see something new every day.
I'm not as easy in Europe as I am in the US
Only because you can wipe your slut slate clean & start anew. It's a little known benefit of our currency exchange.
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
I've done dumber things than this for flimsier reasons. Come with. If I pull it off I need a witness, and if I fail I need an escape plan.
I possibly am a tad bit not really but maybe slightly intoxicated.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
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