her vagine was all disorganized.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
Because its an amazing idea and you're the only one I can think of that will allow a pirate threesome
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
i have this gut feeling friday is going to be interesting.\nAnd by interesting I mean I feel like im going to get punched in the face by his girlfriend.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
Just reminding you that you are currently drunk spooning a chair saying it "loves you unconditionally". No more rum.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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