I am puke
i think i just heard my dad finish in the other room...
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
Just had hot animal sex with the guy who had been sending me 10 second selfie snapchats for the past month
I'm drinking coffee out of a pasta sauce jar and eating fruit soaked in Smirnoff. I think I've hit rock bottom.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
Ice cream and condoms, solid grocery store trip
According to timehop today marks the 3rd anniversary of my 1st blackout
I think God is sending me all these 20 year olds to make up for wasting my 20's in that crappy ass marriage. Thanks Big Guy!
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
I love you, but seriously, that was way too long a thesis on an Arby’s curly fry being wrapped around schlong!
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