Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
So you honestly dont remember putting honey in your bong? You kept talking about how you wanted to become a bee and fly
if you don't let us come over today i'm not taking the second plan b pill. your call.
its like the voldemort of pregnancies, we don't talk about it
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
you just kept yelling NO BUENO SENOR at the cashier and throwing coins at him, of course you were going to get kicked out of the grocery store
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
just tell her a well fed dog doesnt stray far from the porch, and if that doesnt work just keep fucking her sisters
You got cut off after you tried to make the dog funnel moscato.
He probably tastes like german chocolate and coffee beans
Seriously though, my ovaries are trying to crawl out of my body and into his pants.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Thought for a game. Duck, Duck, Grey Goose. If you're tapped, you take a shot. Then proceed as normal.
Randomize
