Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
No I'm not okay I had a crush on the singer of Tokio Hotel for four months and now you tell me he's a dude?
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
No, dude. Even Jesus hates Creed.
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
she walked in on me snorting my prozac. there was no way to convince her i was doing a good thing.
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
NO TEQUILA
Why do I always think it's a good idea? Like a challenge? Shit maybe I should CHALLEGE myself to get laid for once instead
I spent last night dying strippers pubes green and landscaping shamrocks. That is why hands look like I squashed a leprechaun.
You're like the Miss Manners of anonymous gay sex.
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