no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
you walked into the kitchen holding the skyy bottle and asked us "how do i warm this?"
Yeah, she tried to drown her but then they hooked up.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
Brilliant thought; pill pong.
What could go wrong?
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
I didnt finish. My brain kept playing the duck tales theme thru the entire blow job
He was trying to talk to me about standards while he had a french fry box on his hand like a glove and was using it to flatten his cheeseburger.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
I jizzed in his mayonnaise and put it back in the fridge. Shouldn't have stolen my weed.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
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