Yea, forget your mom. She will be home after her one night stand.
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
will barter weed for kareoke machine...
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
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