No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
my secret santa just gave me a pregency test
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
You challenged yourself to walk backwards all the way to the bar... And you did
We haven't even scratched the surface on the damage we could do. Just saying
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Hillary said in her victory speech "We're gonna come together". I've got a lib-boner.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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