She just used a turkey baster to transfer alcohol from the glass to the bottle. Just thought you should know
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
My mom gave me a high five when I told her I was just using him for sex
You and your mom would make an amazing tag team
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
good it was pretty cute, also what would bong water do to a puppy?
We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
Do you ever feel like a plastic bag?!
okay - we take $20 and buy each other some 'drink till we puke' clothes from the thrift store.
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
I am more than mildly offended he didn't screenshot the snapchat of my boobs.
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
I got so drunk I thought my tennis court was a corn field so I laid in it and ate pizza
We got really excited for country fried steak then we had sex.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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