The new google images is a smorgasbord of porn now are plans for tonight are off.
i'm about to rub a glazed donut on my face just so it feels like you're here
As he was under the stripper backwards, he yelled "we should totally be facebook friends"
All I got from that conversation with the officer was "blah blah blah, you're disgusting, blah blah blah, $500 fine, blah blah blah, be in court Tuesday."
CHEMICAL ENGINEER. God my mom would be so proud of me.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
So I'll be starting a scrapbook from all the mugshots of the guys I've slept with
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
While I'm here in reality dreaming of catching chili cheese fries with my mouth out of t shirt guns like Jesus is real
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
As I walked across the lawn after the party got busted, an officer told me to chug my beer before I left the premises.
true. but still. you know how big of a sucker i am for a penis and a pretty face.
That's the 3rd negative pregnancy test this month. I'm on a roll.
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