So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
you kept going on about how you couldnt haven been the one throwing up because you were peeing in circles.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Ice cream: Good. Fraternity: Good. Eating ice cream off a Skid Row bum's ass crack in order to get into a Fraternity: Homoerotic at best. I quit.
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
Tell me about it. Running across highways take alot outta ya. When he found out, he was all "concerned" about it.
I need an IV, a new head, and stronger morals.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
Well sure, my hetero side is thrilled, but my gay side is soooo judging
Just please try not to piss Danny off, I really can't afford to find a new drug dealer again
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
He broke into my house because he missed me. Then ends the relationship because I'm the needy one. Ironic much?
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
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